THE DODGEBALL
DIARIES.
Unfiltered entries from the sideline — sass, strategy, and the occasional welt. Written by Roxy, mostly during timeouts.
Entry 006
August 21, 2026
Entry 005
Dear Diary, I Peaked At Recess (And I'm Fine With It)
An honest accounting of my athletic career and why I have no notes for my past self.
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August 21, 2026
Entry 004
Overheard At Practice
A highlight reel of things said on the court that should not have been said out loud.
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August 21, 2026
Entry 003
New Shirt, Who Dis: Caffeine Because Adulting Is Hard
The story behind the mug, the heart, and the 7 a.m. death stare.
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August 21, 2026
What The "Smile More" Guys Don't Know About Aim
Turns out being told to relax your face is excellent target practice.
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